A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.
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A great ship asks deep water.
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A group of squid should be called a squad!
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A man can fail many times, but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
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A mill cannot grind with the water that is past.
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A scalded dog thinks cold water hot.
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An unlucky day hunting still beats a good day working.
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Arlinoé Autumn-view is my muse.
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Dragons would think it’s cool that we create water in our mouths.
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Every autumn, I visited my grandmother, until the year I bought the bungalow.
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Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
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Failure is the only high-road to success.
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Fire and water are good servants, but bad masters.
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From a little spark may burst a mighty flame.
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I always wanted to be a fish.
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I bet attractive people think the world is a lot more polite than it really is
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I have no idea what I’ve forgotten
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I have seen more of the surface of the Mada with my own eyes than I have of Threa.
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I only ever met one woman I’d call truly adaptable.
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I will be the last person to die in my lifetime.
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I wish I could have a cheese toast
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I wonder if I am closer to my death or my birth right now.
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I would have married her if it weren’t for Ulfried.
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If I could change one thing, it would be proposing to the wrong woman.
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If I’m lucky, my internal organs will never see the light of day.
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If you drew a dick on a vampire’s face while they were sleeping, they’d never find out about it.
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If you remove stone by stone, even a mountain will be leveled.
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If you see someone wearing a golden watch, it’s hard to know if they’re really good with money or really bad with money.
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Last night I dreamt I was a camel again.
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Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us.
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Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
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Most people can eat the same breakfast weeks in a row, without complaint. But the same dinner for weeks? Now, that’s just insanity!
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My belly button is just my old mouth.
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My right elbow has never been touched by my right hand!
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People trust me with their door-keys; they shouldn’t.
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Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
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Technically, it’s impossible to skip breakfast. The first time you eat during a day is when you “break your fast.”
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The best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon.
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The key to a good friendship is not something I’ll ever understand.
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The more the well is used, the more water it gives.
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The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue.
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The reason “cheaters never win” is because the cheaters that did win didn’t get caught!
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The water that bears the boat is the same that swallows it up.
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The world is full of people who know my mother better than I do.
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There is a moment in every battle at which the least maneuver is decisive and gives superiority as one drop of water causes overflow.
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There is no physical evidence to say that today is Fireday, we all just have to trust that someone has kept count since the first one ever.
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There is no such thing as darkness; only a failure to see.
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There is probably a tree somewhere out there now that is growing the wood for my coffin.
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Toss a coin to your witcher. Oh, valley of plenty, oh, valley of plenty, oh-oh-oh…
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Water is a beverage whose flavor is its temperature.
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We never know the worth of water till the well is dry.
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We say “hair” when referring to lots of it but we say “hairs” when referring to a few. Why?
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We use tables to keep food off the floor, tablecloths to keep food off the table, placemats to keep food off the tablecloth, and plates to keep food off the placemats.
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When you drink alcohol, you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow!
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When you “bite down” on something, you’re actually “biting up” because you can’t move your top jaw
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Whenever you buy and eat half a chicken, you are secretly sharing a meal with a stranger.
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Where the water is shallow, no vessel will ride.
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Why are my nails so dirty?
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You can take a horse to the water, but you cannot make it drink.
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You know you’ve reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.
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You make the failure complete when you stop trying.
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“My entire life has led up to this moment” is always true!
