Do you know any more jokes?

An orc with a knife stuck in his back goes to see a healer: ‘I haaave biig pain in baaack!’

The healer looks at his hourglass: ‘Sorry, I’m closing shop for today.’

Cries the orc: ‘But I haaave suuuuch big paaaain!’

So the healer pulls the knife out from the orc’s back, plunges it into the blackpelt’s left eye, and says: ‘My colleague at the end of the street is an eye specialist — he’s still open!’