Do you think the holberks are behind the orc uprising?

No. See, there’s almost no-one but holberks in my neighborhood. And I’m not in the least unhappy about it, ‘cause they’re basically quiet, peaceful fellows, much easier to live with than some of my other neighbors.

Of course, I can expect to be the only human left in this quarter in a while, because all that blackpelt talk has made most of my human neighbors pack up and move somewhere else.