Is there anything edible around here?

We have fish soup, shrimp soup and seaweed soup.

What about meat?

For two extra ducats I can hire goblins to knock down a seagull for you.

Eh… Don’t bother. Can we get an omelet instead? Or maybe pies or cheese?

An omelet? Only if you lay eggs yourself! Where do you think you are? Royal feast?! Order your soup or begone!!! But mind you, this is the only decent inn on this island!

The old woman is clearly furious and mumbles curses under her breath.