Do you know any more jokes?

Every night for weeks a shepherd loses one sheep of his herd, without any trace but for a bloody patch on the ground. In the end, he decides to lie in wait at night.

For a long time, nothing happens, until he suddenly hears a bowstring hum. The shepherd immediately runs towards the sound and sees a tall elf carrying away the dead sheep.

He cries out: ‘Hey, what are you carrying on your shoulder there?’

The elf replies: ‘That’s my longbow! Isn’t it a marvelous piece of workmanship?’

Says the shepherd: ‘I mean on your other shoulder!’ and points at the sheep.

The elf looks at it, rolls his eyes, and shrieks: ‘Ah! Help! Get that wild beast off me!’